Only DB can make the word “testator” sound dirty. As in,

“Little, do you have your testators?”

Or, “Little, what happened to your testators?”

Or (speaking for Little, our dog), “Maybe I lost my testators somewhere. I don’t have them anymore!”

Our fun Saturday-night activities: writing DB’s Last Will and Testament, along with other important legal documents. It’s amazing how it takes so many words to write “I give everything to Rachel.”

Pithiness is not valued in legal practice.