OK, it’s almost 3 am. I am a total loser. I am waiting for the mouse.

I am really, really, really tired.

My newest plan is to leave ALL of the lights on to trick the mouse into thinking it’s daytime, and therefore he needs to hide. (Preferably far, far, far away.)

I could tell you stories about how I panicked over a gecko in Viet Nam, only to realize that an entire family (complete with 2nd and 3rd cousins) lived in my room and cackled every night.

But I am tired. Maybe later.

I wish mice cackled so I would know if they were here.

Thoughts? Can I deceive the mouse?