Recipes? Help? What does one do with kale?!? (Preferably that tastes yummy and not soggy?)

Oh, and vegetarian.  I just looked online and saw a lot of sausage.  No meat.  (I just assume that EVERYONE eats like I do.  Obviously, right?)


P.S. We also might have some beets. They look like…well, DB and I were cracking up because we’re really mature like that and they looked…phallic. And like rats. And like…yeah. We need to grow up.

Yummmm….KALE. Anyone? Anyone?